Saturday, May 24, 2008

Yes, It Happened This Way...

Paula: I can help you mow the grass, let me get my shoes.
Don: Sure, thanks.

A few minutes later...
Don: Here you go. Thanks again.
Paula pulls upper bar of mower and starts it, then begins to push.
Don: (Yelling) YOU MIGHT WANT TO PULL THE LOWER BAR!!
Paula: (Stops mower) What?
Don: You might want to pull the lower bar.
Paula: Like this? (Pulls upper and lower bar and goes to start mower)
Don: No! After you start the mower, then pull the lower bar.
Paula: (Starts mower, yells) THIS IS MUCH EASIER!
Don: (Yelling) HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, IT'S A SELF-PROPELLED MOWER!
Paula: (Yelling) YES, BUT THAT WAS LAST YEAR!

Yes, it happened this way.

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